Get a corn dildo instead of an actual corn cob.

Are you tired of the same old routine? Already tried swinging from a chandelier while masturbating and now you’re looking for something different?

Well we found something unique, something fun, it satisfies your hunger and contains zero calories…. food dildos.

“Wait a minute…. didn’t our parents tell us not to play with our food?”

We are adults now! We can play with our food if we want, even shove it up our asses.

The problem is, putting real food in our holes can actually lead to infection and put a lady’s pH balance out of wack. Actual food items carry their own bacteria that is not good for the genital area even if you wash it- especially the vagina.

Another problem is actual food is not as durable as dildos and you risk the chance of food breaking inside you- especially up the anus. Not only is it harmful for your body, it’s an extremely embarrassing trip to the ER.

So your best bet are dildos that mimic food and we are here to help you find one!

So put the vacuum cleaner hose away, we found other ways to spice up your sex toy drawer with some unique dildos!

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Corn Dildo

1. Try fucking a corn cob. Are you feeling corny? Horny? You’re in luck. Satisfy both of your needs with this Corn Dildo. The rubber kernels are amazing for massaging and stimulating your insides. The corn dildo is one of my personal favorites.

This 8 inch baby turns bright yellow when it’s warmed to your body temperature. The things are hand made with material with fine powders that change color at a certain temperature so you can heat up your corn to your liking!

Cucumber G-Spot Hitter

2. How about that G-Spot? In case you don’t know, the G Spot is a sensitive area a few inches inside the vagina on the front wall. It swells up when it’s turned on and you can satisfy it with this curved Cucumber Dildo.

This cucumber dildo also change colors when adjusted to body temperature. It’s flexible, easy to screw yourself crazy and when stretched out, it’s around 10 inches long.

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Eggplant Dildo

3. Due to the eggplant emoji, this Eggplant Dildo is in high demand and often out of stock.

It’s actually a pretty soft fuck and 2 inches in diameter. It’s almost 8 inches long and has an incredibly smooth surface. I am a fan of glass toys so I’m a huge fan of smooth surfaces. It may be flat but the gliding sensation is a unique experience.

Live up to your emoji messages and get yourself an eggplant.

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Glass Chili Pepper

4. Glass sex toys are my absolute FAVORITE! Easy to clean, hypoallergenic and you can easily adjust the temperature. Glass sex toys are shaped in many ways and make incredible unique dildos.

This glass curved chili pepper is so damn beautiful with it’s elegant design and hint of color. You can easily pass this off as an art display when the parents come visit.

It’s 8 inches long, durable and can touch that magical g-spot.

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Vibrating Pepper

5. We have more spice! This Chili Pepper Vibrator won’t burn your good parts but it will still get things heated! This cute little thing is a fun version of the classic bullet vibrator.

It has 10 different vibration modes, water resistant, 4 inches long and flexible.

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Banana Vibe

6. Bananas were always compared to penises…. now you have a legit reason to do so.

This banana vibrator is just as satisfying as one with it’s soft but durable material and vibrating feature. It has seven vibration models, 7 inches long and has a beautiful curve to reach in sensitive areas.

Actual bananas are good for your sexual health. It’s main ingredient potassium is a mood and libido booster. So go eat a banana so you can screw yourself or your partner with this banana dildo.

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Banana Dildo

7. Here’s a bigger banana! This banana dildo is 9 inches long stretched out! It also has good girth- almost 2 inches around the thickest part.

It’s more realistic looking than our other vibrating banana and changes color fast just like an actual banana from the grocery store. When it’s nice and warm from your body temperature, it changes from green to yellow.

And it has that lovely curve.

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Thick Pepper Dildo

8. Last on our list is another lovely spice. A pepper dildo. It’s 8 inches long and 2 inches in diameter at it’s widest point.

This too changes color with body heat. I mean, that’s what happens with some actual food right? Changes color when cooked!

I forgot to mention that pepper contain an ingredient called capsaicin. Capsaicin is linked to vascular health and in an indirect way, benefits your sex life! This sex toy pepper boosts your sex life in a VERY direct way.

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Life is an endless playground as an adult. We are still children according to the Universe and we are without supervision. Play with your food and do what you want with these unique dildos.

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