If someone made you decide between having sex or getting murdered, which would you choose?
Do not be fooled by the prudish elderly, the “noble” historic figures and fairy tales of the past. There are many sex acts that history books will never mention.
So be shameless in a world where sex is shamed because your urges and curiosities are nothing new. To prove this, this blog will never get off the necks of our ancestors about their past sexual behaviors. In fact, most of the things they did were straight up WEIRD and SHOCKING. Some of their practices I wish to revive, some ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Have Sex Or Else You’d Be Murdered
Using Sweat As Lube
- Sweat Fan clubs. Ancient roman gladiator fans would buy sweat of the athletes and used it as an aphrodisiac and lubricant. A lot of female fans also used hairpins and jewelry dipped in gladiator blood. Sometimes they added the fluids to their beauty creams.
Dry Humpers
- Heavy petting parties. Back in the 1920s, heavy petting parties were hosted so young men and women can do some sexual exploration. There was no penetration, only fondling, kissing, touching etc.
Leech On Vagina
- Leeches. Despite the fact that virginity was highly regarded in many societies, we were still having sex! Because of this high regard, women in the medieval times went to the extremes to pass as virgins. They would place a leech on their labia the night before their wedding night. Leeches increased blood flow in that area creating crust. The crust constricted the space in the vagina, creating the illusion of virginity.
Have Sex Or Else You’d Be Murdered
- Roman Bacchanalia. Orgies thrown on this rebirthing holiday in March were probably the wildest recorded in history. These parties mostly consisted of high social ranking people. If you did not participate in sexual activity, you were dead! They were violent, extremely drunk, married people slept with others and people have lost their innocence during these parties.
Semen For Good Luck
- Jacking off into the Nile. Ancient Egyptians believed ejaculating into the Nile River ensured wealth and water to their crops. They believed it was their token of fertility.
I don’t remember any of these in my college history classes. Wait a minute…. Some shocking sex acts are STILL practiced TODAY??
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