Rock hard penis art.
“His dick, for example, was just that. It wasn’t odd or typical. It just was, by god. And isn’t that nice?”
― Steve Almond
Did you have a rock collection when you were a kid? Well we have collected an adult version. We present 3 rock hard erotic penis art pieces and 2 soft. All penis shapes and sizes are beautiful to us. Check out the 5 beautiful cocks that made it on our list.
Visit Art Majeur to find these phallus art pieces.

- Standing 2021 by Hank Wandle– This thick, hard, throbbing figure stands nice and straight like the beautiful piece of art it is… and oh yeah, there’s a penis here too. Being just as beautiful, this hard penis curves upward. We call these penis shapes the g-spot tickler. The paint strokes (see what I did there? hehe) makes his man’s hard body and hard penis glisten in the light.



- Penis 2021 by Hank Wandle– This creatively named painting reveals a soft penis painted in blue. His member is paired with a set of thick juicy looking balls. The image is so inviting- it makes one want to touch, fondle and gently squeeze until there’s an erection. But for now, it’d look amazing hanging on your wall.


- The Pandering of Pinnochio #2 by Benna G Maris– Most of us know the Pinocchio story. Lying will give you a long and hard nose. In this case, Adam Levine was given a penis nose. According to the artist, Adam is “a sex praiser who expands his sex magnitude by telling lies…”



- Fire Brand by Hank Wandle– This painting is made up of warm fiery colors including a reddish brown. This thick dark penis is highlighted in a cool blue color to portray it glistening in light. This penis is up and ready for the next events. It looks as if it’s impatiently waiting.


- Soft by Hank Wandle– This thick and soft uncircumcised penis rests on a thick scrotum. It is decorated with beautiful red ginger colored pubic hair. The thick vibrant red in contrast to the man’s pale skin is striking. His package looks like a warm invite.



Look at our other collections of erotic art.… which one is your favorite?


